Hitting up an ugly sweater party this holiday season? Consider bumping up your spectacularly bad knitwear and ensure that you win Christmas by sporting equally hideous nail art. Not only will you outshine your fellow partygoers — with gaudy nail glitter and blotchy designs, of course — but you’ll get to flex your creative muscles as you create a holiday manicure that poorly interprets everything from holiday songs to seasonal decorations.
But if you’re feeling a little uninspired this season, have no fear. We’ve collected 16 of the most awesomely bad holiday nail art ideas we could find. They’re so epic in their tackiness that you should peep them regardless of whether or not you plan on recreating these kitschy manicures.