Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries had the second most-publicized wedding of this year, (second to Kate and William's) and they might be mere hours away from having the second most-publicized split (second to Demi and Ashton's).
Kim's absurdly tall husband was spotted fleeing the couple's New York hotel love nest, clutching boxes with nary a ring on his fingers. People have been gunning for an end to this relationship since before they even knew it existed, and the whole world seems more than prepared to blame Kim. For everything. Problems she might be having with Kris, the global food shortage, the lagging US economy. The Occupy Movement is really just a ruse to blame Kim Kardashian for all the world's ills.
But let me be a five-year-old child for a second: stop being mean to Kim! I think she's pretty. More importantly, I think Kris Humphries is a dolt. Also, today's her 31st birthday! Just cut her some slack for a second and go hate on Lady Gaga instead, please.