It’s a cold, dreary Wednesday here in New York, but Channing Tatum is here to heat things up. The Magic Mike XXL trailer hit the ‘net this morning and it’s everything we dreamed of and more. By which we mean it tells us absolutely nothing about the plot of the movie, but let’s be real — we all know exactly what we’re here for.
Spoiler alert: there is dancing, more dancing and oiled up six-packs aplenty. What few shirts appear are rapidly torn off. So why are you still listening to us talk about it? Go ahead and watch the glorious ninety seconds of man-meat above. As the trailer itself says, you’re welcome.